Of Unsound Mind

EK Diamond
Department of Psychiatry
Glasgow
14th August, 2009

Dear Cabbage Cat,

Diagnosis: Of Unsound Mind
Treatment: Here, take these pills

Further to your recent appointment, i can confirm that you are as mad as a money on a tricycle. I have referred you to my colleague Dr Caeser Titts for further assessment. We look forward to seeing you in due course.

Yours sincerely


Dr Diamond
Consultant Psychiatrist