Lunch-Time Liberation Army

My name is Cabbage Cat and I am the leader of the Lunchtime Liberation Army – a movement for the abolition of working through lunch breaks. Unions fought for us to have this luxury so be sure not to waste it. Remember, this is the year 2009 and gone are the days of slavery. We do not get paid for working through our lunch breaks and you can bet your bottom dollar no one will thank you for it.

It’s time to say NO! Liberate yourself from the shackles of work for at least 1 hour* per day. Go for a walk, feed the pigeons or just hide in a toilet cubicle so no one can find you. This will leave
you feeling more alert and better able to hide from your managers and/or inept colleagues.


*Disclaimer: In the interests remaining gainfully employed, the Lunch-Time Liberation Army does not recommend taking an hour for lunch if your employer only allows 30 minutes.