Haddows

I went into Haddows for another 6 pack of beer. Sure I was already drunk but I wanted to keep my buzz. Inebriation land here I come! It was one of those Haddows that kept their employees in cages like a human zoo. You were never sure if it was to keep the staff away from the customers or vice versa.

I waited a few moments for an enormous neddy woman to emerge from the back and serve me.

“Eh, a six pack of Stella please,” i asked and off she shuffled.

She scanned the bar code into the till. Thank God for technology! If she had to type the price into the till with her huge fat fingers, it would have cost me £33849.09. I also purchased the obligatory 20 Richmond Kingsize and some Highland Papers.