Personal Space - Glaswegian Style

Glaswegians have no concept of personal space. Join a queue in Glasgow and you're guaranteed to feel some freak's breath on your neck. Maybe i'm on the autistic spectrum but i hate people i don't know touching me.

I was in line at Asda once and almost ended up giving a piggy back to the Scummy Mummy behind me, she was standing so close. I could have brained her but unbelievably 'Asda Radio' started playing ‘Don’t Stand So Close To Me,' by The Police. The irony was obviously lost on this limpet who was piling Irn Bru and potato waffles onto the conveyer belt. And they wonder why the West of Scotland has such high rates of obesity and cancer.