Personal Statement

NHS Recruitment
Someplace
Glasgow

Dear Sir / Madam

Re: JOB REF NUMBER 2894949p - MEDICAL SECRETARY

I write with a view to applying for the above post.

I am a disorganised and inefficient medical secretary with experience of working within a fast-paced NHS environment. I am now so institutionalised that i use phrases such as 'fast-paced,' 'patient journey' and 'personal development plan.' With an A in both Higher English and Higher Human Biology i have a poor grasp of the English language and know virtually nothing about the human body. In fact my knowledge of medical terminology extends to the words of, 'Head, Shoulder, Knees and Toes' and on a good day i may even remember that your leg bone is connected to your foot bone.

I manage a Consultant's diary but never know where he is and i regularly minute meetings whilst in a coma. I excel at making necklaces out of paper-clips for my ineffectual colleagues and have been known to push my medical records trolley at speeds of up to 120mph.

In conclusion, i believe that with my inefficiency and lack of skills, i am perfect for working within the NHS. I possess all the necessary characteristics to perform this particular role including Histrionic Personality Disorder and the inability to type or work MS Office.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly.

Kind regards



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